Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
