Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Randomize
