My secretary told me she wishes she can have an affair with someone in the office (she's separated from her cheating husband)...Umm...Okaaay
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Panties = found
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Randomize