my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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