Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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