Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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