How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
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i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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