They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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