hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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