theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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