how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
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