Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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