Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
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