check it out our google latitudes are spooning
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
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