so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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