There is no way he is gay with that hair.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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