just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
foreskin is a definite game changer
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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