is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
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