she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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