1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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