Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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