either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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