So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
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