If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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