left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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