OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Randomize
