Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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