but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Do vagina's smell?
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Dick very happy bro
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
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