WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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