If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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