Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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