you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
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