just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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