I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
there's paper in my vomit.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
