At least make sure they are 18
Why
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Randomize
