Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Randomize
