Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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