my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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