White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
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