i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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