You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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