I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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