Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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