office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
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