break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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