Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
We left the knife in your bed.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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