How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
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