Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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