I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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