he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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