I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Randomize
